Call/text me when you’re on your way. Potassium WTF? Auotcorrect get ya? Nope on the periodic table, the symbol for potassium is K. OMG you are such a nerd!
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It’s a whale How do you have friends? Baby whale
Mom said you got into an argument with some man in the parking lot. Yeah he almost hit your mother in the lot. So I yelled out to him: SLOW DOWN your truck is so big and loud I’m pretty sure my chihuahua has a bigger dick than you! He didn’t like it much, — […]
I meant hug! haha im giving no one HIV good to know
happy halloween dad you dressing up nah im way too old to be answering the door in a cockring costume! what a bad autocorrect yikes dad big difference
What’s 1+1? 2 WTF you asked me that for? Because I know you’re cheating on me, you obviously don’t know how to count. Anyways, I’m done Aww damn, damn damn
ohmigawd mom you are the best mother ever! =p dont do emiticons just stick to the panckaes
aww<3 i missed you too im srry but we have to break up i cant be with you anymore im orry baii wtf? ops sorry wrong person i love you baby oh okay wait what?
aw thank you sweetie remember that pink mercedes omg yes omg omg omg i got you a toothbrush, same color
maybe you should czech the frige… im russian to the kitechen! is there any turkey!?!? we have some, but it’s covered with a layer of greece. ew, there is norway you can eat that.
im leaving you
Hey Brad I like you a lot, movie Friday? 😉 Ya can’t wait!! <3 XOXO Hey TJ I like you alot.. movie Saturday? 😉 What the heck hannah?!?! Wait.. that’s wasnt for you… cant wait for the movie, lova ya?