Be home soon. Do you want anything from whore foods? If you’re at whore foods I’ll take something tall and blonde. But if you’re at whole foods I’ll take some peanut butter.
Archive for the ‘Relationships’ Category
Hey babe… You were amazing last night. you have a very talented pair of lips. this is abby’s dad. AMAZING AT KAREOKE! WOW SHE SURE CAN SING! You GOT A TALTENTED GIRL MR. GILLIAN I know, shes just an amazing singer I think she’s got real potential. I think it’s great you agree!
How could you? I trusted you and you cheated on me!! Oh sorry dad, that was meant for Jim Oh. On a completely unrelated topic, have you seen my shotgun anywhere?
Hey it’s over WTF? Why? After all I did for you, this is how you do me you ungrateful jackass! It’s okk thats why I slept with 3 of your best friends, you prick ass!! … i was talking bout the movie oh… how was it? Fuck you bitch
What’s 1+1? 2 WTF you asked me that for? Because I know you’re cheating on me, you obviously don’t know how to count. Anyways, I’m done Aww damn, damn damn
aww<3 i missed you too im srry but we have to break up i cant be with you anymore im orry baii wtf? ops sorry wrong person i love you baby oh okay wait what?
im leaving you
Hey Brad I like you a lot, movie Friday? 😉 Ya can’t wait!! <3 XOXO Hey TJ I like you alot.. movie Saturday? 😉 What the heck hannah?!?! Wait.. that’s wasnt for you… cant wait for the movie, lova ya?
ok. truth or dare truth All right.. have you ever cheated on me? I mean DARE. darn you autocorrect Alright.. I dare you to answer the question..
Wanna see a magic trick? Sure, babe(: POOF. You’re single.
Hey baby. I miss you so much right now, come over so we can talk. I need to see you. I love you. Your call of duty broke, didn’t it? First of all, COD deserves to be capitalized. And yes. You’re lucky I love you.
Why haven’t you been calling or texting me? Oh, I broke up with you 2 weeks ago… sorry I’m just now telling you WOW!… Just wow, I can’t believe you