Your mom and I are going to divorce next month What??? why! call me please? I wrote Disney and this phone changed it. We are going to Disney
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Hey babe… You were amazing last night. you have a very talented pair of lips. this is abby’s dad. AMAZING AT KAREOKE! WOW SHE SURE CAN SING! You GOT A TALTENTED GIRL MR. GILLIAN I know, shes just an amazing singer I think she’s got real potential. I think it’s great you agree!
How could you? I trusted you and you cheated on me!! Oh sorry dad, that was meant for Jim Oh. On a completely unrelated topic, have you seen my shotgun anywhere?
what does idk, ly, and TTYL mean? I dont know, love you, talk to you later. Ok I will ask your sister
Mom said you got into an argument with some man in the parking lot. Yeah he almost hit your mother in the lot. So I yelled out to him: SLOW DOWN your truck is so big and loud I’m pretty sure my chihuahua has a bigger dick than you! He didn’t like it much, — […]
Then I’m going to lick your ass out tonight wat….. i’m being serious uhm that is disgusting ok sorry I meant lock not lick ugh
happy halloween dad you dressing up nah im way too old to be answering the door in a cockring costume! what a bad autocorrect yikes dad big difference
ohmigawd mom you are the best mother ever! =p dont do emiticons just stick to the panckaes
Laura Yes mother Can you come cut the light off in my room Mom, why can’t you, you’re in your room! I laid in bed and got comfortable before I realized it was on. Now I don’t feel like getitng up. Oh and bring me a cold cup of water. -____- Thanks hunny
How is our pregnant little daughter? Mom. How did you know? I meant Perfect Wait WHAT!!!!
Don’t come home me and your mom are getting it on tonight HAHAH gotta hate auto correct right? What do you mean You made a type right.. look at your last text No I did not make a typo …
Hey dad can I have money for some coke? Uh sure… is 69$ enough?? Dad it is only 1.35$ Wow the price sure went down from when i was your age.. Dad. Coca Cola?!?!? Oh.. that’s what you mean..