How much do you loev me? Well look at the stars and count them. That’s how much I love you. But it’s morning. Exactly.
Archive for the ‘Owned’ Category
Mom said you got into an argument with some man in the parking lot. Yeah he almost hit your mother in the lot. So I yelled out to him: SLOW DOWN your truck is so big and loud I’m pretty sure my chihuahua has a bigger dick than you! He didn’t like it much, — […]
What’s 1+1? 2 WTF you asked me that for? Because I know you’re cheating on me, you obviously don’t know how to count. Anyways, I’m done Aww damn, damn damn
aw thank you sweetie remember that pink mercedes omg yes omg omg omg i got you a toothbrush, same color
im leaving you
ok. truth or dare truth All right.. have you ever cheated on me? I mean DARE. darn you autocorrect Alright.. I dare you to answer the question..
Wanna see a magic trick? Sure, babe(: POOF. You’re single.
How is our pregnant little daughter? Mom. How did you know? I meant Perfect Wait WHAT!!!!
Did it hurt? Did what hurt? When you fell? From Heaven? No actually it was a perfect landing =) No… from the ugly tree?
Guys are way better than girls. How is that? We were created first 😛 Well it always takes a rough draft to make the final copy. …
So I got pulled over at a traffic stop today.. the officer asked me when my birthday was and I told him april 20th.. he asked me what year?? Okay? and?.. I told him every year HAHAHAHAHHA :]