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My COD broke… I love you baby!

My COD broke... I love you baby!

My COD broke… I love you baby!

Hey baby. I miss you so much right now, come over so we can talk. I need to see you. I love you.

Your call of duty broke, didn’t it?

First of all, COD deserves to be capitalized. And yes.

You’re lucky I love you.


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284 Comments

  1. Yeah, I definitely know some people who fit this perfectly. Especially you, Markus X. Murden

  2. Seems like one love was replaced with another… I know a few people like this.

  3. Well, at least he's calling the right person to fix his cod LOL.Well, at least he's calling the right person to fix his cod LOL.

  4. Bitch please, COD sucks now… real hardcore gamers know it, real hardcore gamers that still like it know it too (but they just like it)… COD = noob, cheaters, hackers, glitches, bugs, stupid perks, stupid game… BTW, don't hate on me, I used to love COD, I'm just so disappointed now! Same crappy graphics from two – three years ago, same gameplay, nothing new to the series.

  5. Samuel Scott says:

    This was actually an almos exact conversation I've had with someone beofre xD

  6. Samuel Scott says:

    This was actually an almos exact conversation I've had with someone beofre xD

  7. Daloo Davvi says:

    lol boys

  8. Daloo Davvi says:

    lol boys

  9. Dalia WasHere says:

    lol boys

  10. John Wills says:

    I wouldn't stop playing BF3 for no hoes.. COD on the other hand.

  11. John Wills says:

    I wouldn't stop playing BF3 for no hoes.. COD on the other hand.

  12. Gosh this guy needs battlefield.

  13. Gosh this guy needs battlefield.

  14. Camren Robinson says:

    I love my wife.

  15. Camren Robinson says:

    I love my wife.

  16. K.c. Oswalt says:

    My Call of Duty broke. ifyaknowwhatimean

  17. K.c. Oswalt says:

    My Call of Duty broke. ifyaknowwhatimean

  18. Izze Riane says:

    This was my conversation when I ran out of Live altogether… I need a PS. Fuck supporting Microsoft. They make enough money… But I love my xbox… :[

    • Cameron Lovelock says:

      What's your Gamertag?

    • Alex Walter says:

      Same here

    • Luke Renn says:

      Cameron desperate much….

    • Cameron Lovelock says:

      lol not really its really hard 2 c a chick on xbox, i wanna b 1 of the lucky few if u know what i mean

    • Alex Walter says:

      Really?,by the looks of ur gamer pic i would say ur a everyday gamer, what level are you? blackops? or mw3

    • Izze Riane says:

      I know quite a few gamer chicks. They're not that hard to find. There is more 12 year old boys on there then chicks though. Can get confusing. And irritating. Haha.

    • Alex Walter says:

      thats true, someone recorded a game session where a 10 year old boy started crying because they were reporting him for using cheats.

    • What's your GamerTag izze :p ?

    • Izze Riane says:

      My GT is IzzeRiane
      I don't have live though people. Hahaha. I'll get it sometime soon again. I let my friend take my harddrive to play the assassins creed games.
      So, till I get that back next week and buy more live, it's pointless to know. Haha. 😛

    • Screw PlayStation… Xbox has Halo!

    • John Wills says:

      Halo was cool in 2000. Games have evolved young Tyler and so should you. Stephen if you like being disconnected constantly and a lack of good servers by all means play on PS3….

    • 2001 was the first one, and Halo 3 is still the top-selling game on Xbox 360 (Call of Duty only beats it if you include more than one game and/or the other platforms). Halo 3 has sold 10.57 million, and the number 2 game is Call of Duty 4 with 8.04 million. http://www.listal.com/list/bestselling-x360-games

    • John Wills says:

      Sales dont mean its a good game… look at how many people bought COD & Halo.. they are baby games in comparison to the battlefield series.

    • If they weren't good games, they wouldn't have sold as much as they did. Call of Duty and Halo are both good games, but Halo is much better. It has a great story, great gameplay, and good multiplayer. It also has a great community, unlike CoD… CoD has an okay campaign, multiplayer that almost anyone can jump right in and be okay at after a few games, and an okay community. Other than the story and when it takes place, CoD has barely changed or added anything new since Call of Duty 4 (CoD 4 brought it to a modern setting, added knifing as the melee attack (and made melee an insta-kill with the default settings), and as far as I know, it was the first CoD to have customizable classes for multiplayer).

    • John Wills says:

      Dude Kinectimals sold a bunch of games does that make it good? Your point is kinda off. Sales dont make a good game. Battlefield has been the best FPS since 2001 hands down.

    • Izze Riane says:

      I fucking hate Halo. In all honesty. I have all of them so I could play with my friends but I never enjoyed them. Bleh.

    • John Wills: It might not be a great game for anyone over 8, but Kinectimals is a great game game for little kids. I might even get it for my cousins for Christmas if I have the spare money… Kinectimals' sales numbers are mostly from parents buying it for their little kids. Another one that isn't great, but has sold alot is Kinect Adventures. It is packaged with Kinect, so I think it might be ahead of Halo just because alot of people bought the Kinect after it came out.

      Izze Riane: I do get that some people don't like Halo (mostly PlayStation fans), but I just don't see why (unless they just don't like First-Peeson Shooters). Whenever I ask people that I know that don't like Halo, I always get one of four answers:

      1.) "It's on Xbox" (These are the PlayStation fans)
      2.) "It looks stupid" (These are the people that have never played it)
      3.) "It's unrealistic" (This is just a stupid answer)
      4.) "I don't like FPSs" (This is fine, and I won't push it any farther)

      Anyone that gives answer 2 hasn't played it yet, and they usually end up liking it after they play it (this is also exactly what happens with most people that say Minecraft looks stupid)
      Answer 3 is just plain stuipid because Halo takes place over 500 years in the future. Of course it is unrealistic. Unless you have a time machine, you also can't say that it or something like it will never happen.

    • John Wills says:

      you cant even aim down your sights in the future? If you like fps games try battlefield. Its chaos. I respect your opinion though im just saying its not for me.

    • They don't need to look down their sights. Thanks to the technology they have in their armour, they know where they will be shooting.

    • John Wills says:

      Yea that doesn't make for fun game play brother. You like Halo I dont.

  19. that lad is a bellend just saying coz women deserve to be treated with a bit more respect.

  20. that lad is a bellend just saying coz women deserve to be treated with a bit more respect.

  21. Jake Element says:

    The virginity is strong in this 1

  22. John Wills says:

    your mom would disagree

  23. Zack Heffner says:

    your hand can talk?

  24. Jake Element says:

    Thanks for proving my point young virgin

  25. John Wills says:

    sideshow bob coming with the star wars puns and im the virgin?

  26. Cameron Lovelock says:

    What's your Gamertag?

  27. Jake Element says:

    Mate the pulling power of the afro is so amazing it would blow your mind

  28. guy need's a new game

  29. John Wills says:

    must be the Velcro

  30. Alex Walter says:

    Same here

  31. Jake Element says:

    Mate just stfu you are a virgin deal with it

  32. Alex Walter says:

    Afro ninja !!!

  33. Jake Element And at that point, you've lost

  34. Jake Element says:

    I have been called this before where the hell is it coming from

  35. Luke Renn says:

    Cameron desperate much….

  36. Alex Walter says:

    youtube

  37. John Wills says:

    The closest you've ever been to a bush is when you brush your hair in the morning.

  38. troy miller says:

    Jake Element win…

  39. Jake Element says:

    Jokes on you i don't brush my hair i comb it

  40. Alex Walter says:

    whats the diffrence??? you brush/comb it works the same way

  41. John Wills says:

    Just make me a sandwich little girl

  42. Sammy Birch says:

    That that funny

  43. God Jake, you're such a little bitch.

  44. Sammy Birch says:

    That that funny

  45. Jake Element says:

    Alex Walter not really depends on the comb and well its an afro comb

  46. John Wills says:

    No wonder you "Pull" so many chicks.. they need hair care tips

  47. Jake Element says:

    You are all great people for helping me drag this out

  48. Alex Walter says:

    exuse me, id rather make a sandwhich for afro ninja than a 40 year old virgin.

  49. Alex Walter says:

    Alright thanks jake

  50. Jake Element says:

    Judge your own appearance before judging mine bro

  51. Zack Wells says:

    Alex Walter anime as picture= argument automatically invalid

  52. Dave Randles says:

    Anyone else find it moderately obnoxious when people label their significant others as "babe" in their phones?

  53. Anyone else find it moderately obnoxious when people label their significant others as "babe" in their phones?

  54. CoD sucks. Halo all the way.

    • Dillon Burris says:

      why does this guyy not have over 40k likes already

    • I'm guessing that since it's about Call of Duty, not alot of Halo fans are here. I like both (Halo is obviously the beter game though), and these things are usually somewhat funny, so here I am…

    • John Wills says:

      Battlefield is the best.. I think halo is more original than CoD but the fact that you cant aim down your sights pisses me off to no end. Ill probably check out Halo 4 so don't think im a hater. I just know I like all out war and the complete vehicle mayhem BF offers. Plus i love the guns.. not even gonna lie. I love how they react and look in game. I love adjusting for bullet drop and leading my shots. I havent found any other first person shooter where you get the same arcade feel with some major simulation aspects. Cheers guys its Halloween… Silver Shamrock time.

  55. CoD sucks. Halo all the way.

  56. John Wills says:

    My appearance is just fine and you best believe I fucking bitches before you were even born. BF3 > COD that was the point… and btw you dont disrespect my appearance which happens the be Tom Atkins atm. You probably dont even know who that is. Which doesnt surprise me because your testicles just dropped. ez bro

  57. Alex Walter says:

    i like anime so?, and when someone calls me a 'little girl' then im gonna read and comment what i think.

  58. John Wills says:

    Alex Walter I meant for Jake to make me a sandwich.. he looks like a bird.

  59. Jake Element says:

    You were fucking bitches before i born really now idk still sounding like more virgin talk to me

  60. Alex Walter says:

    Alright!

  61. Jake Element says:

    you still going or are you done getting all bent out of shape over one itty bitty line

  62. John Wills says:

    your like 12 dude

  63. Alex Walter says:

    who?

  64. Nick M. Sabater says:

    if only i knew what bellend meant

  65. Jake Element says:

    John wills
    older than 12 bro

  66. John Wills says:

    by a day? Im surprised you can talk let alone walk you fucking toddler

  67. John Wills says:

    its a step up from cum dumpster

  68. Jake Element says:

    If i was 12 that would make you so incredibly sad for hurling abuse at me you idiot the fact that you are still going makes me laugh at you

  69. Kevin Special-k Hise says:

    Jake Element Judging by that nappy ass fro, im guessing your a little insensitive about your virginity as well

  70. John Wills says:

    what can I say I love abusing little boys… especially pre pubescent ones.

  71. Cameron Lovelock says:

    lol not really its really hard 2 c a chick on xbox, i wanna b 1 of the lucky few if u know what i mean

  72. Jake Element says:

    Can we end this now its getting kinda boring -_- fact is you were top comment choosing a video game over a girl which just sets you up for ridicule if it bothers you that much stay off the web

  73. Kevin Special-k Hise says:

    Jake Element You keep talking about all this shit that makes him a virgin, but isn't it kinda true whoever throws the first stone is most guilty from everyone?

  74. Alex Walter says:

    Really?,by the looks of ur gamer pic i would say ur a everyday gamer, what level are you? blackops? or mw3

  75. Jake Element says:

    Move up one and read son

  76. Joey Sawyer says:

    If you listen hard enough, sure she can

  77. Kevin Special-k Hise says:

    lol both of you put up a good fight, but obviously hes got more years then you, and realizes, theres some fuckin weird shit out there, id rather play call of duty then go fuck some bitch that gives me some weird disease or some shit, id rather fuck my game case, and risk abrasions, then to have sex now days

  78. Jake Element says:

    People need to grow a sense of humour

  79. Joey Sawyer says:

    John Wills I like you. I'm gonna keep you

  80. Alex Walter says:

    Can we just end on , John is pretty cool because he dosent want me to make him a sandwhich,Jake remind me of afro ninja which is epic,Kevin has wise words and everyone else knew what they were on about and well,took part in this disscussion, good start to my monday morning .

  81. Jake Element says:

    Sounds like everyone is a winner to me

  82. Alex Walter says:

    thats true, someone recorded a game session where a 10 year old boy started crying because they were reporting him for using cheats.

  83. Rhiannon Wooles says:

    Hahahahahahaha that's sooooo funny!

  84. Hahahahahahaha that's sooooo funny!

  85. Jake Element says:

    why you gotta drag me back here bro and why could you not have dropped that as its own comment

  86. Alex Walter says:

    But i agree with Cod there

  87. Jake Element says:

    Im not going to argue about that though because both cod and bf3 are overrated end of story

  88. Alex Walter says:

    go study for somthing instead of being a prick

  89. Timmy Monstaa Kneebone says:

    U retards

  90. Princess Cody Metoyou says:

    Looooool!!!

  91. Cody-liegh Morrissey says:

    Looooool!!!

  92. What's your GamerTag izze :p ?

  93. Screw PlayStation… Xbox has Halo!

  94. CoD, not COD… The "of" in "Call of Duty" isn't capitalized…

  95. CoD, not COD… The "of" in "Call of Duty" isn't capitalized…

  96. lol i'm pretty sure your a guy…

  97. John Wills says:

    It was 4am here bro thats the only reason why I stopped commenting.. im back bitches.

  98. John Wills says:

    Liban Mataan Ali COD players are always talking shit about bf3 mang. Maybe you never noticed.

  99. Jake Element says:

    Yeah im not continuing after this message so if you want to carry on go ahead but there is no point

  100. John Wills says:

    I didnt even say anything more to you. Just went on facebook and read my notifications.

  101. Jake Element says:

    Ruining what i just said but i was just making a point

  102. John Wills says:

    Jake Element you know you dont want this comment thread to end… its too much fun right?

  103. Quin Cantstophisswag Fields says:

    hahaha

  104. Quintine Fields says:

    hahaha

  105. jake and john ur both fags and virgins

  106. Nikki Jo says:

    jake and john ur both fags and virgins

  107. ur both fuckin virgins an faggots get a fuckin life

  108. ur both fuckin virgins an faggots get a fuckin life

  109. ur both fuckin virgins get a life

  110. Jake Element says:

    That's funny how you can tell us to get a life yet you put a pointless comment that is meaningless as this conversation that a group of us had is over

  111. Mike Lordimfomous Renn says:

    PS all day!!

  112. Mike Lordimfomous Renn says:

    Your gay

  113. Hahaha Colton a clown boy they gay af Neil Patrick ass mo fuckers

  114. Hahaha Colton a clown boy they gay af Neil Patrick ass mo fuckers

  115. chris tucker is a funny mother fucker ubalready know and jake if my comment is so meaninglhis convo is over y did u feel the need to comment

  116. jake if my comment is so meaningless and the convo is over y did u feel the need to comment back cause u need a fuckin liiife u need to cut tht nappy ass afro get tht shiit caesered up get a lil taper done and if ur lucky ull find a video to help u get a bitch u faggot mother fuckker

  117. Jake Element says:

    1.I don't need to find a bitch
    2.most of the original conversation was me joking
    3.no one asked for your opinion
    4.my hair is all good like i said before people love it
    and lastly number 5. hope you had fun but im not going to rise to this any more than i have you insignificant spec

  118. John Wills says:

    this coming from a high school kid… shouldnt you be doing your homework or playing pokemon? I grew up in the 90's rave scene kid.. I think I fucked more bitches in that decade then you ever will in your whole life.

  119. John Wills says:

    Colton Tucker english mother fucker do you speak it?

  120. Jake Element says:

    that aimed at me

  121. John Wills says:

    Colton Tucker This dude needs hooked on phonics badly. Dont they teach you how to spell in fucking HS kid or are you just ignorant to the English language?

  122. John Wills says:

    sorry bro it was aimed at the illiterate fuck above you.

  123. black ops is not working.

  124. black ops is not working.

  125. really? Halo being the best shooter? hahahahahaah! I didn't know people liked their wars in bright neon colors!

  126. David Bunch says:

    wana start an argument?
    >>SKRILLEX<<